I guess ill try..
A neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. When the neutron gets his drink, he asks, "Bartender, how much do I owe you?"
The bartender replies, "For you, neutron, no charge."
A guy walks into a bar.....and sustains a mild concussion.
Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill...........
Cause it ran out of juice.
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