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OFF-TOPIC CORNER => Off-Beat Café => Topic started by: Brazen on August 28, 2018, 02:35:54 AM

Title: The Humor Thread
Post by: Brazen on August 28, 2018, 02:35:54 AM
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Hello, Auditioneers!
Since we are getting used to our new forums, let's play a forum game.


In here we have the Karma system.
Karma is a feature that shows the popularity of a member.
Members can applaud or smite other members, which is how their popularity is calculated.

(https://i.imgur.com/PYzxfWd.png)
e.g. Tianha has 2 applauds and 0 smites, that makes her popular by 2 points.



THE HUMOR THREAD: A FORUM GAME

MECHANICS
- Auditioneers must reply to this thread with the funniest joke that they know.
- Other members can smite or applaud the auditioneer depending on the joke that they’ve posted.
- Include your IGN in your post.

REWARD
Since this is just a chill forum game...
- Top 3 players who get the most popularity points (applauds minus smites) by the end of the event will have the chance to customize his forum title into anything he wants (cuss words and explicit content are prohibited) and will receive 10 pcs 3x EXP cards.

NOTES
- You can only applaud or smite a member once every hour.
- You can only avail of the applaud/smite feature if you have at least 1 post count.
- All participants must create a forum account.
- Inappropriate jokes/language is prohibited. Any form of racial slurs or offensive statements against or about a person/a group of people is prohibited.
- Smites obtained from this forum game will be cleared out by the end of the event.
- Inappropriate jokes will be deleted by the Redbana police.
- Event will end on September 14, 2018 EDT.

Now share that super funny joke of yours and get some applauds or smites!
Title: Re: The Humor Thread
Post by: baethello on August 28, 2018, 03:27:20 AM
IGN: Led

Hey are you from China?

Because I am China get your number ;)

Are you a cow?

Because you are udderly gorgeous mami~ You got my hooves grooving!!!

Is your last name Nguyen?

Because I am gen-Nguyen-ly falling pho you ;)

(3 cringe-worthy pickup lines; use @ ur own risk)
Title: Re: The Humor Thread
Post by: Majesty on August 28, 2018, 08:01:04 PM
This game.
Title: Re: The Humor Thread
Post by: Evo on August 29, 2018, 10:44:18 AM
IGN: Evo

You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.

Q: What’s the best thing about Switzerland?
A: I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.

Q: What do you call a guy with a rubber toe?
A: Roberto.

Q: Are you a parking ticket?
A: ‘Cause you’ve got fine written all over you.
Title: Re: The Humor Thread
Post by: Axel on August 30, 2018, 02:40:08 PM
I guess ill try..


A neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. When the neutron gets his drink, he asks, "Bartender, how much do I owe you?"
The bartender replies, "For you, neutron, no charge."



A guy walks into a bar.....and sustains a mild concussion.



Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill...........


Cause it ran out of juice.

*Walks out the door*

IGN : Lucid
Title: Re: The Humor Thread
Post by: Dina on September 02, 2018, 02:47:28 PM
A guy enters the bar , orders a beer and looks in his pocket. And so does he for 5-6 times. The waiter comes to him and asks out of curiosity : '' - Why do you look in your pocket after every beer you drink? ''
(the guy replies) '' - There's a picture of my wife Mary , and when she becomes beautiful it's time to go home.''

IGN : Dinchy
Title: Re: The Humor Thread
Post by: Zech on September 09, 2018, 01:16:15 AM
+ The only dates I get ... are updates..

+ You know, people say they pick their nose, but I feel like I was just born with mine.

+ What cheese can never be yours? Nacho cheese.

IGN : Zech
Title: Re: The Humor Thread
Post by: mich123 on September 13, 2018, 01:15:10 PM
Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead-to-know basis.

A moon rock tastes better than an earth rock because it's meteor.

I used to be addicted to soap, but I'm clean now.

What did the mermaid wear to her math class? An algae bra.

Why can't your nose be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot.

ign: mich123